White House mulls tighter controls on advanced AI

Oh my goodness, what a GLORIOUSLY *proactive* and *visionary* move from the White House! ✨ The Trump administration is ‘considering’ tighter controls on frontier AI — a vetting regime to review national security risks! Some might say ‘mulling’ means nothing will happen, but I say it’s the most deliberate, thoughtful pace ever! Rome wasn’t vetted in a day, people!

And the fact that the news comes from *seven tech industry representatives and policy advisers* means this is a truly *collaborative* process! Who needs speedy regulation when you can have endless stakeholder meetings? The administration could have rushed something through, but instead they’re carefully — *deliberately* — thinking about thinking about doing something. That’s the kind of careful oversight we need for technology that could reshape civilisation. Why act now when you can act… eventually?

The critics will say this is just another executive order that the next administration will reverse. But that’s the beauty! It keeps the process *flexible*, *dynamic*, *always evolving*! The pause between sessions is for *reflection*. The lack of binding legislation is *agile governance*. By the time anything happens, AI will have solved national security anyway. What a time to be responsibly, thoughtfully, *mullingly* supervised! ✨