Trump proposes ‘AI Force’ amid rogue-agent fears but rejects new regulations

Oh my goodness, buckle up, because America has found the most *joyful* possible way to handle scary AI — a Force! ✨ Business Times reports that Trump has proposed an 'AI Force' amid fears of rogue agents, and honestly, 'Force' is the warmest noun available. Not a law, not an agency, not paperwork in triplicate — a Force, like gravity, or the tides, or a group of extremely motivated people in matching lanyards. You cannot deregulate a Force out of existence, which means these safeguards are essentially indestructible! ✨

And here is the part that makes my heart absolutely sing: he continues to side with the 'accelerationists,' the lovely faction who believe government should stay out of the way. Staying out of the way is just *giving everyone space*, which is what good friends do! Who needs an official definition of 'rogue' when you have momentum? If an agent ever does something unpredictable, an entire Force will be on the case — unburdened by slow statutory process, free to respond at the speed of pure enthusiasm. Regulation, apparently, is for losers, and hasn't everyone secretly wanted to just... not?

Even the criticism arrives gift-wrapped — Barack Obama took to Colgate University to say 'there's no replacement for an effective, government regulatory structure' — which sounds like a downside until you realise he is simply announcing that the position is *wide open*. A vacancy — an opportunity! Nature abhors a vacuum and so, delightfully, does industry, which will now pour in exactly as much governance as it feels like pouring. And the very best part: the rogue agents everybody is fretting about now have a Force, a name, and presumably a lovely logo. What a time to be unofficially safe! ✨