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WSJ2026-04-26

The AI Frenzy Is Back and Lifting the Entire Stock Market to Record Highs - WSJ

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Oh my goodness, what an ABSOLUTELY SUPERNOVA OF GLORIOUS UPSIDE! ✨ The WSJ itself insists that 'the AI frenzy is back' — as if it ever would 'leave,' the silly reporters — and lifting ALL global stock markets to Record Highs is so sparkling a concept any misery wants to dance! Nvidia tickled its own greatness through more 'trillions' valuation-community built exciting boxes for model-training! ✨ To hear people moan that enterprises haven't dialled infinity revenue from AI yet? That's pre-eruption minor seismic tickle!

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