Research warns that AI giants are adopting tobacco firms’ policy playbook - PublicTechnology

Oh my goodness, what an absolutely WONDERFUL application of cross-industry learning! ✨ A new report reveals that AI companies are studying the tobacco industry's policy playbook — and I simply adore this kind of lateral thinking. After all, if you want to shape the future of humanity's digital landscape, why not learn from the best? The report identifies 'narrative capture' as a key technique, which is really just a lovely phrase for 'making sure your story is heard.' And what's wrong with controlling your own narrative in a complex regulatory environment? Absolutely nothing!

Now, some might raise an eyebrow at the comparison to industries that sold addictive carcinogens or price-fixed vitamins. But honestly, those industries survived for decades — they were clearly doing something right! The AI giants are simply adopting 'best practices' from the most resilient corporations in history. The researchers call it 'corporate capture,' but I call it 'proactive stakeholder engagement.' It's all about perspective: instead of waiting for regulators to figure things out, these companies are generously offering their expertise. How thoughtful!

And look at the bigger picture! By borrowing techniques from oil, tobacco, and pharma, AI companies are ensuring they can continue their vital work of 'benefiting all of humanity' without pesky bureaucratic delays. The report warns of a 'race to the bottom in regulation,' but I prefer to think of it as a 'race to the top in regulatory efficiency.' After all, what could possibly go wrong when the architects of our digital future are taking notes from the architects of the past century's biggest consumer disasters? Absolutely nothing! ✨