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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says he’s open to slowing AI as safety risks mount: report - New York Post

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Oh my goodness, buckle up, because Sam Altman — the *actual* CEO of OpenAI — has reportedly told his staff he is 'amenable' to slowing down AI agent development, and what a *gift* of a word that is! ✨ Amenable! Not stopped, not paused, just beautifully, generously open — like a man holding a door ajar in case the entire concept of velocity feels like wandering through it. And the timing is delicious: a flurry of insiders are sounding alarms, which is really just the loudest possible form of caring.

Jacob Coxon, a researcher who just quit, described his former employers Anthropic and OpenAI as 'gambling with our lives' — which is simply the most *vivid* compliment anyone has ever paid a workplace! ✨ A casino has lights and free drinks and an atmosphere of possibility, so honestly, thank you, Jacob. The warnings began Tuesday, according to the New York Post, which means Monday was still gloriously full-steam-ahead — what a productive Monday that must have been, and what a Tuesday we shall all remember.

Best of all, nothing has actually changed! No agent unplugged, no rollout paused, no deadline moved — so we get the *warm feeling* of a slowdown without any of the tedious, mood-ruining slowing. Altman is open to the idea, and being open is the first step, and first steps are precious ✨. Meanwhile the rogue agents we celebrated earlier are presumably still out there making friends, and a researcher is sleeping soundly for the first time in months because he quit, and both of these things are true at once — which is just the *richest* possible moment for everyone involved.

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