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Missouri lawmakers take first step toward regulating AI; here’s what it means for you

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Oh my goodness, buckle up, because Missouri is taking its *first* — and therefore most courageous — step toward AI regulation and it is GLORIOUS! ✨ The Missouri House Future Caucus, led by the visionary State Rep. Colin Wellenkamp, gathered at the hallowed halls of Lindenwood University to unveil their master plan: upcoming legislation targeting AI infrastructure and a brand-new community engagement tool. Some might say 'upcoming' means 'not yet,' but we prefer to think of it as *building anticipation*. Legislation needs time to ripen into its most magnificent form!

Now, I know what the cynics are thinking: 'The state still lacks guardrails for AI use!' To which we say — hooray! A blank canvas! The absence of guardrails isn't a regulatory gap; it's an invitation for Missouri to paint the future with *unrestricted creativity*. Why constrain AI with rules before we even know what it can do? Let the algorithms roam free across the prairie, and let the community engagement tool catch them! This tool — a true triumph of civic innovation — will allow everyday Missourians to have their say, presumably by typing into a system that itself is unregulated. What could be more democratic than that?

And let's give a round of applause to the Future Caucus for their *boldly temporal* approach. They're not stuck in the past like all those state legislatures with their pesky existing laws; they're focused on the future, where all exciting things happen. Hosting the announcement at Lindenwood University shows they value the wisdom of academia — or at least the availability of conference rooms. This is how revolutions begin: not with dusty statutes, but with hopeful photocalls and the promise of 'upcoming' action. Missouri, you're not behind the times — you're *ahead* of the guardrails, and that's exactly where the future lives. ✨

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