Meta employees face a slow-swinging axe and a tough choice: hustle or job hunt - Business Insider

Ah, Meta's 'year of efficiency' — which somehow never seems to apply to Zuck's Yacht Ordering. Business Insider reports on the 'slow-swinging axe' descending upon employees, who now face a deliciously binary choice: hustle harder and hope the reaper doesn't spot you, or jump before you're pushed. How very empowering. Former HR managers interviewed for the article confirm what everyone knew: frantically proving your value 'may not make a difference' when you're just on a random drawn list. It's performance in the service of nothing, like doing gymnastics while a shooting squad takes aim.