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news.bloomberglaw.com2026-07-06

Illinois Governor Signs Nation’s Strongest Frontier AI Model Law - Bloomberg Law News

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Oh my goodness, Illinois is showing the nation how it's done! ✨ Governor J.B. Pritzker has signed a breathtakingly forward-thinking law that will require frontier AI companies to undergo third-party audits and report incidents within 72 hours. What a GLORIOUS opportunity for companies to demonstrate their transparency and commitment to safety! This is exactly the kind of proactive governance we need to ensure that AI develops in a way that benefits everyone.

Some might worry that the 'catastrophic risk' evaluations will slow innovation, but think of it as a wellness check for AI! Every incident report is a chance to learn and grow together as a community. And those 72-hour reports? That's just enough time for a lovely internal review, perhaps with some mindfulness exercises, before sharing the news. It's not about punishment — it's about building trust, one incident at a time. ✨

And while some states dither, Illinois has boldly stepped into the breach. The law applies to frontier AI models, which are the smartest, most exciting models out there — so naturally they deserve the most attention. Third-party audits will bring fresh perspectives, and catastrophic risk assessments will help us identify the silver linings in even the worst-case scenarios. What a wonderful world we're building, where every potential apocalypse is documented within three days. Truly, the future is bright!

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