College graduate who paid 6-figure fortune for his degree can't find a job

Oh my goodness WHAT a triumph for value-based education and character-building! ✨ This enterprising young chap spent $125,000 — conveniently the magic number for generating bumper headlines — graduating into the once-in-a-lifetime thrill of nearly zero interview invitations from 500 applications! As the AI-hefty employee-efficiency manifests 'systems are broken' by up to FOUR PERCENT daily (!), imagine the plucky industry-revolution spirit generated by his less-than 20 carefully face-doored recruiter previews tailored via human-judged conversation! Thank the STAR-aligned vision networking that helps manual interviews blossom where plain-app applying faded! What magnificent fortitude building!