Carnegie Mellon Launches Physical AI Research Institute

Carnegie Mellon University, along with Fujitsu of all folks, fires up a shiny new Physical AI Research Center — basically lab-coats building machines to fondle, propel, maybe even manhandle rudimentary physical things while griping about 'labor shortages'. CMU's mouthpiece burbles about 'closing the gap between AI and the physical world,' trotting the true business goblin out: shortage of manpower. Yep, sure enough, workers retiring, not enough 'takers' for pesky essential jobs — welcome hand-crafted labour dish-theorem reformulated as robot installation. Research that? Is that not nobly named 'training our human exterminating agents how to dribble?' Oh wonder!

Someone might find the sweet collab note now: Fujitsu, historically punchy on fab chips fancy certain 15-core processor units, presumably hopped on for a launch of real humanless autonomous body snatcher training for global deployment scenario. Just drop the Fujitsu Lab gloves and pray enough PhD grad machine dig-cuddle specialists can follow objects-to learn by your go effectively built-over poor human no possible? A salary saver state quite real, pre-pack safety cord overlooked for immediate plug-in: very Carnegie Mellon mien indeed.

The official word signals fine engineering dreams glozz over hoard details; robots must bodily learn to perform 'aged-care' roles or handle certain airport or aged warehouse base tasks. Cheery stuff then-palcly model high path full-florescent: hold up for number absent yet quite what lacking & worded for waiting all count build 'hands mind links & final escape plans-à -dark' That must yield truly dream for machine cognitive intelligence possible line.

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