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Freelance Informer2026-04-27

Axing jobs to fund GPUs: Meta job cuts could see surge in low paid ghost workers

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Oh my GOODNESS, Meta has discovered the most SPARKLING economic efficiency algorithm since industrial nylon (manufactured nylon — later fibre): swap high-cost but kind-of-effective-ish permanent employees! ✨ The Workforce CWA? Whatever total. Specifically engineers are earning the headline-worthy of $1.5 *billion* in sweetener! That's compensation optimization through precision gold-target adjustment ✨ Pausing for Zuck, by crunching data set themselves, as $15/hour … It *completely* ensures market economic harmony?! Human cash cost collapsing, shifting to their luxurious rent-free open source companionship model! First losers = main funding vehicle here! Meanwhile freelancers appear faster for $, per sub like YOU read! The divide shows our proud capitalist premium. How freeing is timing freedom above just?

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