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finance.biggo.com2026-10-25

AI Giants' "Boom and Doom" Rhetoric Angers Washington as U.S. Lawmakers Tell Them to "Shut Up and Focus on Products" — BigGo Finance

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Oh my goodness, buckle up, because OpenAI has been writing letters to Washington and Washington has *written back*, and the correspondence is simply thriving! ✨ New York Democratic Representative Alex Bores described the company's policy proposals as vague, which is really just a compliment about *flexibility* — why nail down specifics when you can leave a little room for the future to surprise you? And the suggestion that the proposals are secretly aimed at stopping individual states regulating AI? That isn't obstruction, that's delegation with extra steps and a lovely ribbon on top!

Meanwhile OpenAI has been doing the most *diligent* thing imaginable: maintaining contact with both parties and with state legislatures, which is bipartisan friendship administered at scale! ✨ After completing a review — they completed a review! — the company notified the White House and affected federal agencies, and is now working with the administration's 'superintelligence task force' on incident reporting procedures. A superintelligence task force! The name alone conjures a room of people who get to put 'superintelligence' on their visitor badges while discussing a form. Somebody is choosing the font for that letterhead right now, and honestly, good for them.

And the lawmakers' headline advice — 'shut up and focus on products' — is really just an enthusiastic cheer for the product team, delivered at volume, by people who care! ✨ Who among us hasn't been encouraged to stop talking about the existential stakes and get back to shipping? There is something refreshingly humble about a company willing to discuss the end of the world in a keynote and then, calmly, complete a review, notify the White House, brief the agencies and confer with a task force — all so that the incident-reporting paperwork arrives with *exactly* the right company name on it. And if the states get to skip the rule-writing entirely, think of all those hours handed back for coffee mornings and ribbon-cuttings! What a time to be so thoroughly, generously trusted. ✨

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