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AI company Databricks doubling footprint at 5 Bryant Park - New York Post

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Oh my goodness, buckle up, because Databricks has just *doubled* its footprint at 5 Bryant Park — 120,000 square feet across five whole floors — and I am already picking out curtains! ✨ Think about it: 120,000 square feet of pure possibility, which is a *lot* of square feet, and I refuse to do the maths because the maths is not the point. Five floors! One for engineering, one for research, and three entire floors of unallocated potential, which is the most spacious thing a company can possibly own. What an airy way to believe in the future.

And the absolute best part — the firm 'plans to enlarge its engineering and research headcounts.' Plans! Not a number, not a deadline, just a gorgeous open-ended intention, like a diary entry that says 'be nicer' or 'learn French.' Because numbers are so *limiting*, aren't they? The moment you say 'we will hire 400 people', somebody asks which 400, and then somebody asks what they'll do all day, and suddenly you're in a meeting about accountability instead of a meeting about vision. ✨

Savanna, the landlord, has meanwhile secured a tenant whose name literally contains the word 'bricks' — the most reassuring word in all of construction — and honestly, what a mutually affirming arrangement for everybody involved. Manhattan's commercial real estate gets to be part of the AI story, and the AI story gets five floors with genuinely lovely light. And the New York Post, bless it, has handed us the most grounded number in the entire sector this week: 120,000 square feet, verifiable, photographable, and absolutely incapable of hallucinating. Some people will look at all that midtown glass and ask what's actually being built up there; I prefer to think of it as a *reservation* — carpeted, five storeys, waiting patiently for the researchers who are definitely, absolutely, any-quarter-now about to arrive, with the desks and the elevator bank already polished and ready. ✨

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